The Daily Unicorn

In the future, robot unicorn warriors patrol our skies.

This work of art, rendered in the purest Danish stacking block portrays a rare phenomenon; rectal propulsion of the Unicorn. While it is commonly understood that a Unicorn may drift upon the breeze, flying under its own willpower, the initial thrust required to leave the ground requires a great deal of wish power. The emissions produced by contact with concentrated magic and the Earth’s atmosphere take the form of a rainbow, and form great arcs, which can be miles high. The curvature of the rainbow prevents even the most intrepid and savvy wizards from triangulating the location of takeoff.  

This Unicorn (brought to the author’s attention by DubiousOrigins) represents the sheer diversity of Unicorn lifeforms. This one, as you can see, arose from a sheet of paper in a mystical, yet organic process. It is paper given shape, the shapes of things, the form of something beautiful.

Also, if you are not a virgin, it’ll papercut the hell out of your gonads.

This is a permanent tribute to the blend of magic and machination, the Robocorn. Yours truly received this ink and needle blessing to cement his bond of science and myth.

Unicorns have long been respected for their ability to both fuck bitches, and get money. Wisdom. This has led to their use as a common motif in rap music and other urban cultural outlets.