
An informational analysis of common Unicorn composition.

An informational analysis of common Unicorn composition.

Standing a regal 18 standard inches, this miniature is so lifelike you may feel a sense of wonder and peace in its presence. Do not worry, it is simply a effect of the aura reproduced by this wonder of artisan perfection, made possible by the weaving of ACTUAL MAGICAL HAIR into each and every unit.
Here we see the sporting nature of that noble beast, the Unicorn.
From The Oatmeal
I suspect this tumblr is *actually* run by REAL UNICORNS. Now, I may be wrong, dear readers, but look at the posts; all signs point to AN ACTUAL UNICORN who happens to be surfing the ACTUAL INTERNET.

“How to Serve Unicorn”
Whole. In a sandwich. But be wary, dear readers, for eating it will not only be the BEST GASTRONOMICAL EXPERIENCE possible, it also sends you to a PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN 1st dodecahedron of Hell for approximately 1,000 GOD YEARS
Hit le jump to see indisputable full size proof that she is, in fact, a monster.

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HE is an officer of the law, sworn to uphold justice and is also a robot; SHE or HE is a wondrous mystical beast, sworn to grant wishes and take revenge and is sometimes a robot. THEY FIGHT CRIME! Check out the whole slideshow!
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There are those of us who understand the desire, nay, the NEED for a variety of Unicorn apparel to get us through the week. If one Unicorn shirt is amazing, then 7 are 49 times as amazing. Well, Unicorns Rock has got *all* of your unicorn t-shirt needs, wants, desires, and wishes. For every shirt you purchase, a wish is granted that will allow the rise of humanity’s next greatest hope for survival.
Look, go buy a damn shirt, unless you’re a wienie.
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