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Canned Unicorn Meat →
In some savage cultures, the Unicorn is hunted for both subsistence, and to provide the single most exotic flavor to refined palates of billionaires worldwide. A lesser-known consequence of eating unicorn meat is the damnation of one’s soul to be reincarnated into the body of one of Jerry Falwell’s fundamentalist clone army.
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lillaljuvliga reblogged this from dailyunicorn and added:
Who would kill unicorns?! ;__;
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