April 2011
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succumbedtoinebriation asked: I really like your blog. I followed you. I hope you follow back. It'll mean a lot of you do. :3
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A Plasticine Replica of the fabled Unicorn Queen →
Standing a regal 18 standard inches, this miniature is so lifelike you may feel a sense of wonder and peace in its presence. Do not worry, it is simply a effect of the aura reproduced by this wonder of artisan perfection, made possible by the weaving of ACTUAL MAGICAL HAIR into each and every unit.
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November 2010
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Unicorn Cupcake Rainbow →
I suspect this tumblr is *actually* run by REAL UNICORNS. Now, I may be wrong, dear readers, but look at the posts; all signs point to AN ACTUAL UNICORN who happens to be surfing the ACTUAL INTERNET.
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August 2010
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Lady Gaga Eats Unicorns →
Hit le jump to see indisputable full size proof that she is, in fact, a monster.
A shirt what tells you the main components of a... →
This is exactly what it sounds like.
July 2010
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Penicorn →
Please to buy all of these
June 2010
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Wil Wheaton riding a UNICORN PEGASUS KITTEN →
As you may know, Wil Wheaton is one of the last surviving Eldritch Gods of Yore. This glorious photo is a realistic depiction of him mounted upon a Unicorn variant, battling the Deep Orc John Scalzi for the souls of the damned. Alternately, they are raising money for research into treatments and/or cures for Lupus. A noble cause, gentleman, and one all of us (i.e. just me) at The Daily Unicron...
May 2010
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Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn →
This news brief reveals details of an upcoming documentary about the European adventurer Tintin, and his quest to discover the secrets of the most beautiful creature in existence.
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A Rare Shout-Out →
There are those of us who understand the desire, nay, the NEED for a variety of Unicorn apparel to get us through the week. If one Unicorn shirt is amazing, then 7 are 49 times as amazing. Well, Unicorns Rock has got *all* of your unicorn t-shirt needs, wants, desires, and wishes. For every shirt you purchase, a wish is granted that will allow the rise of humanity’s next greatest hope for...
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Uni-Corn Corn Holders →
The Unicorn, culinary kingpin of the cryptozoological world. Is there any other creature more aptly suited for spearing your maize? This writer says no. Special thanks to Jazzy Jezzikuh, the woman what doesn’t have friends what can stand right for this find.
April 2010
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Canned Unicorn Meat →
In some savage cultures, the Unicorn is hunted for both subsistence, and to provide the single most exotic flavor to refined palates of billionaires worldwide. A lesser-known consequence of eating unicorn meat is the damnation of one’s soul to be reincarnated into the body of one of Jerry Falwell’s fundamentalist clone army.
March 2010
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OLIVIA MUNN IS ON A UNICORN. YOUR ARGUMENT IS... →
Here we see starlet Olivia Munn riding on a Unicorn. A little known fact is that her sex appeal was actually granted to her by a Unicorn. Before this encounter, she was actually Callista Flockhart.
Daily Unicorn- More like "occasionally we have 1... →
I stumbled across this site while browsing the Google, and was saddened deeply when I saw that a) It is the primary search result for Daily Unicorn, and b) has only 3 posts, beginning February 28th (so clearly, after this blog) and only one of those even *had* a Unicorn. It was a poor Zebracorn, impaled upon a golden shaft, bleeding profusely in what could only be described as ribbons of ichor,...
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Unicorn Turds →
This is what unicorn droppings *ACTUALLY* look like. They are highly valued for their magical properties, which vary by unicorn and diet.
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Unicorns United! →
This website is dedicated to all those who identify as a unicorn. As you probably already know, sometimes a unicorn has to become a human. After a while, it may forget it was once a unicorn. Come to this site to rediscover your lost Unicorn heritage.
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Unicorn Museum →
This is the leading center for Unicorn Studies in all 4 hemispheres.
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Unicorn born in Italy →
What *isn’t* mentioned in this story is the way a cadre of 7 *real* unicorns ensured that this impostor was never seen again.
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“And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with their bulls;...”
– Isaiah 34:7
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February 2010
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Unicorn Head →
For the low price of $550 USD you, too, can pay homage to that most illustrious of all magical creatures. How can you say no?
My Horn Can Pierce The Sky! →
Princess Unicorn is from a distant land on a distant planet far away in the future. She came from her father, king of the unicorns, and her mother, queen of the princesses. Sorcerissa, the evil witch, cast a spell on Princess Unicorn’s parents, forcing them into another dimension, and doused Princess Unicorn in radiation. The radiation did not hurt Princess Unicorn, but gave her...
